Defiance of Science » Pool http://www.defianceofscience.com Discussing and Defying New and Interesting Advancements in Science Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:09:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Deep blue could never impress the ladies as much as Deep Green http://www.defianceofscience.com/tech/deep-blue-could-never-impress-the-ladies-as-much-as-deep-green/ http://www.defianceofscience.com/tech/deep-blue-could-never-impress-the-ladies-as-much-as-deep-green/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:53:48 +0000 Glucid http://www.defianceofscience.com/?p=69 Deep Green uses a digital camera to compare the table it hovers over with 30 stored images of an empty pool table. It uses this information to determine where the balls are and how to make you look like a chump in front of your girlfriend. It then uses its robotic arm to remove your pants and make you yell uncle while it bends you over and then promptly spanks you in an embarrassing game of pool while you squeel like a little girl riding an oversized pig with a saddle.

Deep green can even display a series of lines on the table from above allowing it to help you make perfect shots. This augmented reality allows you to finally be good at something.

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