Defiance of Science » Cell Phone http://www.defianceofscience.com Discussing and Defying New and Interesting Advancements in Science Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:09:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 New phones both boring and Unnecessary http://www.defianceofscience.com/tech/new-phones-both-boring-and-unnecessary/ http://www.defianceofscience.com/tech/new-phones-both-boring-and-unnecessary/#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:50:27 +0000 Glucid http://www.defianceofscience.com/?p=127 Thank you science so so much for giving us crap we don’t need.  This week at CEATEC (the japanese version of your grade 1 show and tell), showcased these products to the unimpressed. Included was a cell phone/tube like device which can be re-arranged into other even more uninteresting tubes. This device has the capability to shape shift into … a easy to use female  contraceptive… wait that would be if it was actually useful. Instead it has the potential to launch you into another level of blue-tooth douche-dom. enjoy:

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Also from Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory of crap is this phone made entirely from a new space age material known as “Wood”. Lauded by its creators to thwart the common cell phone enemy known as “mildew” and it’s co-bastard “insects” which all of us common cell phone users are plagued by everyday. 

 

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