www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCLBG9KeX4

I prefer the old fashioned method of tying a Bee on a string here, a much more dangerous and useless technique…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrx49TOKyno

either way I for one look forward to the plethora of web pages that will feature spy cams on beetles. the all ‘old lady who swallowed the fly’ network. the fetish world is well on the cusp of a revolution.

in further news:

“Researchers have already developed remote control systems for rats, pigeons and even sharks.”

Remote control shark? excuse me, did someone say remote control shark?! Here I am wasting time with guns when REMOTE CONTROL SHARKS are in the works?

José Delgado at Yale University created the first cyborg animal in the 1950s. Delgado discovered where to insert electrodes in the brains of several species, including bulls, to acquire crude control of their movement. In one dramatic demonstration in 1963, he stood in a bullring in Córdoba, Spain, as one of his cyborg bulls charged at him. With just seconds between him and a good goring, Delgado flicked a switch and the bull skidded to a halt.

I would have killed for this technology, senior liquor store clerks with baseball bats have suprising strength when they have adrenaline coursing through their wrinkled veins.

Why are we wasting time with robots when we ought to be turning animals, children, friends and family into mindless zombies!

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