Defiance of Science » Augmented Reality

“Sixth Sense” helps you look MORE like an idiot

Glucid — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:02:36 +0000

A new device known as “Sixth Sense” strapped to your chest can allow you to help blind those around you and impress rappers with your nerd bling. It uses a projector and a webcam to display relative information about your surroundings very similar to augmented reality. If that is not enough you need four rainbow coloured finger condoms to announce your love of rainbows and advocacy of safe cavity searches.

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Augmented reality means your crappy reality can now have better stuff displayed over it.

Glucid — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:33:52 +0000

Augmented reality sounds fancier than it is. In actuality a computer program takes in a web-cam image or a visual image from a cell phone and searches the field of view for things and then displays something more interesting overtop of it. So now your boring kitchen table can become an even more boring dungeons and dragons battlefield! Or perhaps your ugly head can be replaced by a less uglier head, even though that specific technology will most likely never exist for the majority of you. Augmented reality can be experienced usually by printing out a symbol of some type and away you go!

Wikitude AR Travel Guide

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EA8xlicmT8

An augmented reality known as Wikitude AR Travel Guide, overlays important descriptive information about locations so you don’t have to waste your valuable time realizing that the place you just visited sucked! Instead you can stand in one spot rotating in circles like an asshat.

ARhrrrr

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNu4CluFOcw

Now we’re talking, a zombie game that uses a ‘boardgame’ like platform to overlay a video game known as ‘ARhrrrr’. Also has the added bonus of making you look like an idiot taking pictures of an empty coffee table while sweating like a Pig on a treadmill.

Pit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGsfDDxhFN0

What’s that? want more board games? try a racing game that takes all the fun out of real racing! in fact you don’t need a driving licence or good personal hygiene to start takin it to the streets in your own racecar on your under-used coffee table!

TAT Augmented ID

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb0pMeg1UN0

Can’t remember the co-workers’ you’ve been sitting beside for 10 years? me neither! now using the TAT Augmented ID all you have to do is creep them out by pointing this crap at their face and like magic their facebook/twitter/contact info will pop up! All information you probably never cared about to begin with! look forward to: “Hey your twitter/facebook status is not accurate as you are at work and it clearly says you are gearing up for lunch.”

What with life being as exciting as it is, could it get any more exciting your wondering? well yes it can! Go off and print out your own pieces of paper and wow your friends and family as you make it fly around in front of your computer like a schizophrenic that thinks paper airplanes are constructed by taking paper and folding it zero times!

[check out the toyota Augmented reality here!]

Deep blue could never impress the ladies as much as Deep Green

Glucid — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:53:48 +0000

Deep Green uses a digital camera to compare the table it hovers over with 30 stored images of an empty pool table. It uses this information to determine where the balls are and how to make you look like a chump in front of your girlfriend. It then uses its robotic arm to remove your pants and make you yell uncle while it bends you over and then promptly spanks you in an embarrassing game of pool while you squeel like a little girl riding an oversized pig with a saddle.

Deep green can even display a series of lines on the table from above allowing it to help you make perfect shots. This augmented reality allows you to finally be good at something.