In an attempt to study radiation NASA has decided to mess some monkeys up to see what happens! 18-28 naive squirrel monkeys volunteering for what they believed to be a poo throwing contest will be exposed to types of radiation commonly experienced by astronauts. They will then make them play various stupid games and see if the radiation makes them even more idiotic. The animals will then be moved from NASA’s Space Radiation Laboratory in New York to McLean Hospital where they will be pitied by various staff and veteranarians as they suffer from potentially the following: nausea, headache, weakness, hair loss, infections, vomiting blood, bloody stool, Diarrhea, High fever Dizziness, Disorientation, Low blood pressure, and finally anger, severe severe monkey anger, Oh and Death.All the same maybe we should have been exposing monkeys to radiation a long time ago, the human race hasn’t seen a crazy zombie like virus or extremely intelligent time travelling monkeys in a while and maybe its about time.
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