I think its kicking in now… wait, I don’t think I’ve eaten any yet.
Scientists have discovered 7 new species of luminescent mushrooms! You would think glow in the dark mushrooms wouldn’t be hard to find. But seriously why the hell are these mushrooms glowing? Perhaps to lure the classic drug addict deeper in to the forest where enlightenment is one predator attack away.
Scientists speculate that the luminescence is used to attract nocturnal species which will help spread the mushrooms spores. Either way they would go great on salad I’m sure.
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